"Give it your all or don't even bother trying."
I’m going to live by this for soccer.
lalaajayworldistoolegitbruh: Sex ain’t better...
2 days ago I had gotten my license (: how does it feel? you don’t evennn knooooooooooooow :D
Now everyone is joining Tumblr. NO, this was our...
I don't give a fuck about a bunch of shit.
ohitsashley: So consider yourself lucky if I give a fuck about you, because once I stop, you won’t get it back.
If girls had a penis for a day..
soniyaxo: you-make-the-stars-jealous: illesterika: HHAHAHAHAHH YES. jesus christ.. hahahaha
hotbabysitter: This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012
I look awful when I'm lying down →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I’m like
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREYS ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
tasteslikediamonds: lebenslut: tasteslikediamonds: Procrastinating (considering the mountain of spanish homework i have) Putting up drawings up on the wall. Writing a quick letter. Eating Lazania. Tumblr Listening to Some Joseph Vincent Complaining about muscle pains. Lazania. Tumblr Lawlzhakneeyaaa. You are a terrible person and I hate you goodnight LAWLzania. <3
Hears noises at night: Well this is it this is the end for me I had an awful life
Gets shampoo in my eyes: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
Heart is beating fast: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
A cop walks by: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
Taking a test: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
Gets a sunburn: Skin cancer