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tupacabra:

friend: guess what????

me: what?

friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!

me:

image

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kristacracy:

eat-sleep-and-dream-music:

walkinghalfdead:

My name might as well be “New years resolution” because no one’s going to do me

but they continue to hope that maybe one day they will be able to

sO FUCKING SMOOTH

(Source: marypoppinthatpussy, via kimbalut)

missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

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itslatingirl:




· looks fever ·

itslatingirl:

· looks fever ·

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naked-yogi:

letmedothis:

climb on before I get ready for work

morning sex always either happens like this or spooning

naked-yogi:

letmedothis:

climb on before I get ready for work

morning sex always either happens like this or spooning

(Source: theallpornblog.com, via gnfydg)

princekielan:

isityea:

Those tires…….

That car. 

princekielan:

isityea:

Those tires…….

That car. 

(via luimartins)

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

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sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

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